i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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