im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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