that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i wish my penis had a tongue
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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