Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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