Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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