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So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So much rum. So many feels.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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