the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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