I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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