he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
being pregnant is like rehab
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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