I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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