TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.