what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she pinky promised me she was 18
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol