You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
