Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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