Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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