she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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