I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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