Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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