i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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