idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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