his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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