I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I didn't notice because vodka
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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