TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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