I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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