How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I cockslap morals
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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