what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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