dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Blood and glitter go together right?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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