I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Randomize
