Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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