I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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