dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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