That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
