I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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