you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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