This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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