She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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