The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
