I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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