Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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