The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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