Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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