U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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