That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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