I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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