escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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