is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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