everyone is single if you try hard enough
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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