My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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