she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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