I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your tits are I can't wait for
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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