just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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