Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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