So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dick very happy bro
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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