he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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