I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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